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Life is like an analogy.
 
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Life is not for everyone.
 
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Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
                -- G.B. Shaw
 
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Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
 
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Littering is dumb.
                -- Ronald Macdonald
 
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Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!
                -- The Squirrels' Motto (The "Hell's Angels of Nature")
 
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Look out!  Behind you!
 
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Look!  Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.
 
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Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...
                -- Stephen Sondheim
 
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Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
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