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Look!  Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.
 
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Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...
                -- Stephen Sondheim
 
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Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
 
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Lost interest?  It's so bad I've lost apathy.
 
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Love the sea?  I dote upon it -- from the beach.
 
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Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
                -- Russell Banks
 
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Madness takes its toll.
 
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Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
 
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
 
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Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky.
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