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Linux Miscellaneous:  61 of 644

Death to all fanatics!
 

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Depart in pieces, i.e., split.
 

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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
 

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Did I say 2?  I lied.
 

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Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
 

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Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
 

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Did you know ...

That no-one ever reads these things?
 

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"Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a
conventional thing to happen to him."
                -- John Barrymore's dying words
 

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Dignity is like a flag.  It flaps in a storm.
                -- Roy Mengot
 

Linux Miscellaneous:  70 of 644

Dime is money.
 

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