| Linux Cookie: 523 of 1140 |
Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
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| Linux Cookie: 524 of 1140 |
Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the
splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope,
for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Linux Cookie: 525 of 1140 |
"We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
-- James Watt
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| Linux Cookie: 526 of 1140 |
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
-- Steve Martin
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| Linux Cookie: 527 of 1140 |
"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
-- Woody Allen
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| Linux Cookie: 528 of 1140 |
Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| Linux Cookie: 529 of 1140 |
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it
is I'll get married again."
-- Clint Eastwood
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| Linux Cookie: 530 of 1140 |
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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| Linux Cookie: 531 of 1140 |
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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| Linux Cookie: 532 of 1140 |
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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