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Linux Cookie:  147 of 1140

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of
the Force.
- Darth Vader
 
Linux Cookie:  148 of 1140

When I left you, I was but the pupil.  Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader
 
Linux Cookie:  149 of 1140

"Well, well, well!  Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in
poison!  How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?  Come
and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
 
Linux Cookie:  150 of 1140

"There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling
away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were
a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts.  I could never stand to
see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
 
Linux Cookie:  151 of 1140

186,000 Miles per Second.  It's not just a good idea.  IT'S THE LAW.
 
Linux Cookie:  152 of 1140

Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
 
Linux Cookie:  153 of 1140

Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
 
Linux Cookie:  154 of 1140

Children begin by loving their parents.  After a time they judge them.  Rarely,
if ever, do they forgive them.
- Oscar Wilde
 
Linux Cookie:  155 of 1140

Single tasking: Just Say No.
 
Linux Cookie:  156 of 1140

"Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world."
- The Beach Boys
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