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"Open Channel D..."
-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
 
Linux Cookie:  606 of 1140

Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
 
Linux Cookie:  607 of 1140

Support Mental Health.  Or I'll kill you.
 
Linux Cookie:  608 of 1140

"The pyramid is opening!"
   "Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
-- The Firesign Theatre
 
Linux Cookie:  609 of 1140

"Calling J-Man Kink.  Calling J-Man Kink.  Hash missile sighted, target
Los Angeles.  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_
 
Linux Cookie:  610 of 1140

"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
    "Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
 
Linux Cookie:  611 of 1140

"You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop!"
-- Bloom County
 
Linux Cookie:  612 of 1140

"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can*
you believe?!"
-- Bullwinkle J. Moose
 
Linux Cookie:  613 of 1140

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 
Linux Cookie:  614 of 1140

"Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!"
-- James Coburn, in the finale of _The_President's_Analyst_
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