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Linux Cookie:  495 of 1140

It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
 
Linux Cookie:  496 of 1140

"Time is money and money can't buy you love and I love your outfit"
- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1
 
Linux Cookie:  497 of 1140

"Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"
    "It does not work that way.  RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
 
Linux Cookie:  498 of 1140

"You shouldn't make my toaster angry."
-- Household security explained in "Johnny Quest"
 
Linux Cookie:  499 of 1140

 "Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully."
-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
 
Linux Cookie:  500 of 1140

"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
 If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the
 basement:
    1)  Don't give him a chance to hit you on the
        head with an axe!
    2)  Flee the premises... even if you're in your
        underwear.
    3)  Warn the neighbors and call the police.
 But whatever else you do... DON'T GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th
 
Linux Cookie:  501 of 1140

Victory or defeat!
 
Linux Cookie:  502 of 1140

"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion."
-- Harlan Ellison
 
Linux Cookie:  503 of 1140

"It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse!  This gun is so futuristic that even
*I* don't know how it works!"
-- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
 
Linux Cookie:  504 of 1140

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
-- George Carlin
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