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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  56 of 548

Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???
 
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Did I SELL OUT yet??
 
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Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?
 
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Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?
 
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DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
 
Linux Zippy:  61 of 548

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
 
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Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the dollar!
 
Linux Zippy:  63 of 548

Do I have a lifestyle yet?
 
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Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
 
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Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
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