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My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...
 

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My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
 

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My NOSE is NUMB!
 

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... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!
 

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My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!!
 

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My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!
 

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My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!
 

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My vaseline is RUNNING...
 

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NANCY!!  Why is everything RED?!
 

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NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!  They're VOIDED -- They
COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They
did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but
they were OFF-KEY ...
 

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