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A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
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A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
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A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
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A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled
with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??
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Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
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All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
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All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow
a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ... Although I don't know WHY!!
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All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!
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All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!
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All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!