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Linux Zippy:  1 of 548

A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
 
Linux Zippy:  2 of 548

A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
 
Linux Zippy:  3 of 548

A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
 
Linux Zippy:  4 of 548

A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled
with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??
 
Linux Zippy:  5 of 548

Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
 
Linux Zippy:  6 of 548

All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  7 of 548

All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow
a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ...  Although I don't know WHY!!
 
Linux Zippy:  8 of 548

All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!
 
Linux Zippy:  9 of 548

All right, you degenerates!  I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!
 
Linux Zippy:  10 of 548

All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!
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