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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday March 5, 2012


At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further...
At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further activities are scheduled.

Moe: Wanna play poker tonight? Joe: I can't. It's...
Moe: Wanna play poker tonight? Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out. Moe: So? Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse.

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