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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday July 29, 2012


If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little...
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. -- Maurice Baring

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having...
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview"

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