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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday September 15, 2012


An artist who lived in Australia Once painted his ass like...
An artist who lived in Australia Once painted his ass like a Dahlia. The drawing was fine, The colour - divine, The scent - ah, that was a failia.

The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than...
The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else are fast women and slow horses.

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