Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday May 5, 2013
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in...There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
The pair of them went to Manhasset,
(Nan and the man with the asset.)... The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork...The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
-- Ogden Nash
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday May 5, 2013
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