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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday May 10, 2013


There was a young lady named Dot Whose cunt was so terribly...
There was a young lady named Dot Whose cunt was so terribly hot That ten bishops of Rome And the Pope's private gnome Failed to quench her Vesuvial twat.

Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying...
Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"

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