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There was a young girl who begat
Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
        T'was fun in the breeding
        But hell in the feeding
When she found there's no tit for Tat.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  542 of 860

There was a young girl who begat
Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat.
        It was fun in the breeding,
        But hell in the feeding,
When she found there was no tit for Tat.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  543 of 860

There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
        She said with a grin,
        "If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it too."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  544 of 860

There was a young harlot named Schwartz
Whose cock-pit was studded with warts,
        And they tickled so nice
        She drew a high price
From the studs at the summer resorts.

Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle,
Was seldom hard up for a diddle,
        For according to rumor
        His tool had a tumor
And a fine row of warts down the middle.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  545 of 860

There was a young hayseed from Tiffan
Whose cock would constantly stiffen.
        The knob out in front
        Attracted foul cunt
Which he greatly delighted in sniffin'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  546 of 860

There was a young idler named Blood,
Made a fortune performing at stud,
        With a fifteen-inch peter,
        A double-beat metre,
And a load like the Biblical Flood.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  547 of 860

There was a young Jew of Far Rockaway
Whose screams could be heard for a block away.
        Perceiving his error,
        The Rabbi in terror
Cried, "God! I have cut his whole cock away!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  548 of 860

There was a young lad - name of Durcan
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
        His father said, "Durcan
        Stop jerkin' your gherkin
Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  549 of 860

There was a young lad from Nahant
Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
        When asked, "Do you fuck?"
        He replied, "No such luck.
I would if I could but I can't."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  550 of 860

There was a young lad from Siam,
Whose sexlife was caught in a jam.
        He loved them real small,
        'Cause they're funner to ball,
So he went out and bought him a lamb!
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