Freebsd Murphys Law

Real programmers don't advertise their hangovers.

Real programmers don't dress for success unless
they are trying to convince others that they are
going on interviews.

Real programmers do not practice four-syllable words before
walkthroughs.

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.

Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a
matter of principle.

The final test is when it goes production ...
w h e n  i t  g o e s   p r o d u c t i o n  ...
w h e n     i  t     g  o  e  s     p  r  o  d  u  c  t
w h  e   n       i   t       g   o   e   s       p   r   o

Real programmers drink too much coffee so that they will
always seem tense and overworked.

Real programmers always have a better idea.

Anyone who follows a crowd will
never be followed by a crowd.

Real programmers can do octal, hexadecimal and
binary math in their heads.