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Freebsd Limericks:  681 of 860

There was a young man from Stamboul
Who boasted so torrid a tool
        That each female crater
        Explored by this satyr
Seemed almost unpleasantly cool.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  682 of 860

There was a young man from Tibet-
And this is the strangest one yet-
        Whose tool was so long,
        So pointed and strong,
He could bugger six Greeks "en brochette".
 
Freebsd Limericks:  683 of 860

There was a young man in Havana,
Banged his girl on a player-piana.
        At the height of their fever
        Her ass hit the lever
And: yes, he has no banana.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  684 of 860

There was a young man in Norway,
Tried to jerk himself off in a sleigh,
        But the air was so frigid
        It froze his cock rigid,
And all he could come was frappe.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  685 of 860

There was a young man in the choir
Whose penis rose higher and higher,
        Till it reached such a height
        It was quite out of sight --
But of course you know I'm a liar.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  686 of 860

There was a young man, name of Fred,
Who spent every Thursday in bed;
        He lay with his feet
        Outside of the sheet,
And the pillows on top of his head.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  687 of 860

There was a young man, name of Saul,
Who was able to bounce either ball,
        He could stretch them and snap them,
        And juggle and clap them,
Which earned him the plaudits of all.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  688 of 860

There was a young man named Crockett
Whose balls got caught in a socket.
        His wife was a bitch
        So she threw the switch,
And Crockett went off like a rocket.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  689 of 860

There was a young man named Crockett
Whose balls got caught in a socket.
        His wife was a bitch,
        Yeah, she threw the switch,
And Crockett went off like a rocket.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  690 of 860

There was a young man named Hughes
Who swore off all kinds of booze.
        He said, "When I'm muddled
        My senses get fuddled,
And I pass up too many screws."
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