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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday January 8, 2016


Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle...
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.

There once was a girl so lovely, Who wanted to make love in...
There once was a girl so lovely, Who wanted to make love in the bubbly, She strapped on her tanks, And started her pranks, But the lobsters all thought she was ugly.

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