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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 28, 2016


There was a young lady from Siam Who said to her lover,...
There was a young lady from Siam Who said to her lover, one Kiam, "You may kiss me of course, But you'll have to use force. Though god knows you're stronger than I am."

Pudder's Law: Anything that begins well will...
Pudder's Law: Anything that begins well will end badly. (Note: The converse of Pudder's law is not true.)

**** GROWTH CENTER REPAIR SERVICE For those who have had...
**** GROWTH CENTER REPAIR SERVICE For those who have had too much of Esalen, Topanga, and Kairos. Tired of being genuine all the time? Would you like to learn how to be a little phony again? Have you disclosed so much that you're beginning...

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