Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday October 10, 2017
A lady stockholder quite hetera
Decided her fortune...A lady stockholder quite hetera
Decided her fortune to bettera:
On the floor, quite unclad,
She successively had
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, et cetera... A lovely young diver named Nancy,
Wore a bikini bottom quite...A lovely young diver named Nancy,
Wore a bikini bottom quite chancy,
The fish of Bonaire,
Watched her Derriere,
And the sea fans all tickled her fancy. There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long...There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it." There was a young girl who begat
Three babies named Nat,...There was a young girl who begat
Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
T'was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
When she found there's no tit for Tat.
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday October 10, 2017
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