Daily Fortunes

Jan 13, 2005

"... all the modern inconveniences ..." ...
"... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain

"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often...
"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar." -- Mark Twain

... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.

... And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways...
... And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man -- A. E. Housman

"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out...
"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own." -- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Words

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