Daily Fortunes

Jan 12, 2006

Violence stinks, no matter which end of it you're on. But...
Violence stinks, no matter which end of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan. Sometimes people are just begging for that frypan, and if we weaken for a moment and honor their request, we should...

VIRGINIA: A group of beautifully mounted hunters...
VIRGINIA: A group of beautifully mounted hunters galloping behind baying hounds in pursuit of a union organizer.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type...
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.

VIRGO (Aug.23 - Sept.22) Learn something new today,...
VIRGO (Aug.23 - Sept.22) Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers. Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to...

Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only...
Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only the willingness to make it when necessary. -- Frederick Dunn

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