Freebsd Fortunes 6

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
        You are the logical type and hate disorder.  This nitpicking is
sickening to your friends.  You are cold and unemotional and sometimes
fall asleep while making love.  Virgos make good bus drivers.

VIRGO (Aug.23 - Sept.22)
        Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count
        to ten without using your fingers.  Be careful dressing this
        morning.  You may be hit by a car later in the day and you
        wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of
        that old underwear you own.

Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice --
only the willingness to make it when necessary.
                -- Frederick Dunn

Virtue is its own punishment.
                -- Denniston

Righteous people terrify me ... virtue is its own punishment.
                -- Aneurin Bevan

Virtue is not left to stand alone.
He who practices it will have neighbors.
                -- Confucius

Virtue would go far if vanity did not keep it company.
                -- La Rochefoucauld

Visit beautiful Vergas Minnesota.

Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.

Visits always give pleasure: if not on arrival, then on the departure.
                -- Edouard Le Berquier, "Pensees des Autres"

VMS, n:
        The world's foremost multi-user adventure game.