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Dec 25, 2006

Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill...
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.

Don't drop acid -- take it pass/fail. -- Seen...
Don't drop acid -- take it pass/fail. -- Seen in a Ladies Room at Harvard

Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't eat yellow snow.

Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.

Don't everyone thank me at once! -- Han Solo
Don't everyone thank me at once! -- Han Solo
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