Daily FortunesDec 28, 2006
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last...
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend...
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to
guarantee them.
"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get...
"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great
parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if
I'm leaving."
-- Steven Wright
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of...
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a
year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire
winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself,...
When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young
ladies, and, of course, the goat.
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 28, 2006
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