Daily FortunesSep 22, 2012
After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? ...
After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for
you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply
sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
After an instrument has been assembled,
extra components will...
After an instrument has been assembled,
extra components will be found on the bench.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end...
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the
month than you did before.
After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers...
After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names
have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp,
James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pioneers conducted many important
electrical experiments. For example, in 1780...
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled...
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from
Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought,
and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon
to be created."
"This is true," He replied...
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Daily Fortunes for Sep 22, 2012
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