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May 22, 2012

HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!

Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have...
Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.

HOLY MACRO!
HOLY MACRO!

HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT?...
HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)

HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
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