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Mar 9, 2016

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open...
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.

Kennedy's Market Theorem: Given enough inside...
Kennedy's Market Theorem: Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go broke.

Kent's Heuristic: Look for it first where you'd most...
Kent's Heuristic: Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.

kern, v: 1. To pack type together as tightly as...
kern, v: 1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear of corn. 2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small, metal object used as part of the monetary system.

KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves...
KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.

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