Daily Fortunes

Aug 9, 2016

Eisenhower was very nice, Nixon was his only vice...
Eisenhower was very nice, Nixon was his only vice. -- C. Degen

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. --...
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx' last words

ELBONICS: The actions of two people maneuvering...
ELBONICS: The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theatre. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on...
Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal, finding some code that will make the machine do some more. What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does...

ELECTRIC JELL-O 2 boxes JELL-O brand gelatin 2 packages...
ELECTRIC JELL-O 2 boxes JELL-O brand gelatin 2 packages Knox brand unflavored gelatin 2 cups fruit (any variety) 2+ cups water 1/2 bottle Everclear brand grain alcohol Mix JELL-O and Knox gelatin into 2 cups of boiling water. Stir 'til fully...

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