Daily FortunesJun 14, 2016
"Yo, Mike!"
"Yeah, Gabe?"
...
"Yo, Mike!"
"Yeah, Gabe?"
"We got a problem down on Earth. In Utah."
"I thought you fixed that last century!"
"No, no, not that. Someone's found a security problem in the physics
program...
"You have heard me speak of Professor...
"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?"
"The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --"
"My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice. "I
was about to say 'as he is unknown...
"You know, it's at times like this when I'm...
"You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon
airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in
deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me
when I was young!"
"Why, what did...
"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil,...
"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you
any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you
fit to hear his view of things?"
"Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming
you have...
"You say there are two types of people?"
...
"You say there are two types of people?"
"Yes, those who separate people into two groups and those that
don't."
"Wrong. There are three groups:
Those who separate people into three groups...
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 14, 2016
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