Daily Fortunes

Apr 14, 2016

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

PENGUINICITY!!
PENGUINICITY!!

Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current...
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.

"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where...
"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some...
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]

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