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Oct 12, 2017

Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest...
Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of progress.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose...
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place...
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

Booker's Law: An ounce of application is worth a ton...
Booker's Law: An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

Bore, n.: A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in...
Bore, n.: A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary. -- Walter Winchell
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