Daily FortunesJun 12, 2017
A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond...
A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the
beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden. Immediately,
one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods
like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels...
A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet.
His next biggest...
A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet.
His next biggest thrill is losing a bet.
A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet,...
A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon
discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled. At about 5,000 feet,
still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the
same speed as he was going towards the ground...
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi...
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra
A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such...
A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as
"you could blow it in" may be blown in. This rule does not apply if
the ball is more than three inches from the hole, because no one wants
to make a travesty of the game.
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 12, 2017
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