Daily FortunesJan 23, 2019
When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found...
When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal
woman. Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
-- Robert Schuman
When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better...
When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better.
-- Mae West
When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split...
When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame --
half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish,...
When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish, she was, at
her request, moved to a different room. She told me she didn't think she
had ever seen a Jew before. My only response was to begin wearing a
small Star of David on a chain around my neck. I had...
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