Daily Fortunes

Jan 11, 2019

The goys have proven the following theorem...
The goys have proven the following theorem... -- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom lecture.

The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan,...
The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan, and immediately upon emerging was approached by a panhandler. "Mister," said the man, "can I have a quarter?" The Martian asked, "What's a quarter?" The panhandler thought...

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey...
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. -- Andy Warhol

The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most...
The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common family name in the world is Chang. Can you imagine the enormous number of people in the world named Mohammad Chang? -- Derek Wills

The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make...
The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light. -- Woody Allen

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