Daily Fortunes

Jun 16, 2019

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure...
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers

It follows that any commander in chief who undertakes to carry...
It follows that any commander in chief who undertakes to carry out a plan which he considers defective is at fault; he must put forth his reasons, insist of the plan being changed, and finally tender his resignation rather than be the instrument of his army's downfall...

It gets late early out there. -- Yogi Berra
It gets late early out there. -- Yogi Berra

It got to the point where I had to get a haircut or both feet...
It got to the point where I had to get a haircut or both feet firmly planted in the air.

It hangs down from the chandelier Nobody knows quite what...
It hangs down from the chandelier Nobody knows quite what it does Its color is odd and its shape is weird It emits a high-sounding buzz It grows a couple of feet each day and wriggles with sort of a twitch Nobody bugs it 'cause it comes from a visiting uncle who's rich! ...

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