Daily FortunesJun 26, 2019
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with...
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
*** NEWSFLASH ***
Russian tanks...
*** NEWSFLASH ***
Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!
"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that...
"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper."
-- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was
taken over by Rupert Murdoch
Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe...
Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%. And of
TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer.
Once Again From the Top
Correction notice...
Once Again From the Top
Correction notice in the Miami Herald: "Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously
reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman
in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982...
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