Daily FortunesDec 23, 2024
A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been...
A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally
established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon
or three normal sized billiard balls.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians...
"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit,
let alone discuss with prospective clients. Still, the fact remains that
there are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another,
completely immune to any direct magical...
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired...
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for
broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.
Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy...
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to
light.
Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and
quick to anger.
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 23, 2024
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