Daily FortunesDec 26, 2024 (today)
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PLAYGIRL, Inc...
PLAYGIRL, Inc.
Philadelphia, Pa. 19369
Dear Sir:
Your name has been submitted to us with your photo. I regret to
inform you that we will be unable to use your body...
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FROM THE DESK OF
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FROM THE DESK OF
Dorothy Gale
Auntie Em:
Hate you.
Hate Kansas.
Taking the dog.
Dorothy
FROM THE DESK OF
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FROM THE DESK OF
Rapunzel
Dear Prince:
Use ladder tonight --
you're splitting my ends.
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 26, 2024 (today)
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