Daily FortunesSep 18, 2024
(1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the
...
(1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the
furniture, shelves, and showcases.
(2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks.
Wash the windows once a week.
(3) Each clerk will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of
coal for the day's...
(6) Men employees will be given time off each week...
(6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting
purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
(7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the
office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible...
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair...
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Frost
A boss with no humor is like a job that's no fun.
A boss with no humor is like a job that's no fun.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,...
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well
as afterward.
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Daily Fortunes for Sep 18, 2024
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