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May 2, 2008

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Never put all your eggs in your pocket.
Never put all your eggs in your pocket.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know...
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your supervisor.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your supervisor.

If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation,...
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
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