| Freebsd Murphys Law: 277 of 833 |
If at first you don't succeed,
blame it on your supervisor.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 278 of 833 |
If more than one person is responsible for a
miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 279 of 833 |
Don't bite the hand that has your pay check in it.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 280 of 833 |
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 281 of 833 |
When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate.
When in charge, ponder.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 282 of 833 |
Please don't steal, the IRS hates competition!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 283 of 833 |
Never argue with a fool,
people might not know the difference.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 284 of 833 |
You can't guard against the arbitrary.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 285 of 833 |
People can be divided into three groups:
Those who make things happen,
Those who watch things happen and
Those who wonder what happened.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 286 of 833 |
I no longer get lost in the shuffle,
I shuffle along with the lost.
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