Daily Fortunes

Sep 2, 2009

The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie...
The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie. -- Lenny Bruce

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with...
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal...
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. -- Ogden Nash

"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen...
"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is...
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. -- Oscar Wilde

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