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Oct 31, 2012

Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.
Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.

Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for.
Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people...
Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Some peoples mouths work faster than their brains. They...
Some peoples mouths work faster than their brains. They say things they haven't even thought of yet.

Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
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