Daily FortunesNov 16, 2012
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number...
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around
whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
-- David Letterman
No matter what other nations may say about the United...
No matter what other nations may say about the United States,
immigration is still the sincerest form of flattery.
"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in...
"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called
Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that
were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST ..."
-- "The Begatting of a President"
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California,...
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little
girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and
Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh,
and God, this is goodbye. We're...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
--...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
-- W.C. Fields' epitaph
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