Daily FortunesMay 16, 2012
In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk... In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on
the sidewalks when a concert is on.
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional... In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come
into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish
between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which
will only make it mushy.
-- Mark Twain
In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone... In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your
pocket.
In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local... In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local law for any
pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while
either flying or waiting to board a plane.
In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a... In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless
there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red
flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
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Daily Fortunes for May 16, 2012
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