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Nov 30, 2012

Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on...
Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

"Multiply in your head" (ordered the compassionate...
"Multiply in your head" (ordered the compassionate Dr. Adams) "365,365,365,365,365,365 by 365,365,365,365,365,365. He [ten-year-old Truman Henry Safford] flew around the room like a top, pulled his pantaloons over the tops of his boots, bit his hands, rolled...

Murphy's Discovery: Do you know Presidents talk to...
Murphy's Discovery: Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to women? They say, "Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything will be all right." And what happens? Nine months later, you're in trouble!

Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain...
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend...
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.

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