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Mar 30, 2012

Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it,...
Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still won't go away.

Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time,...
Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. -- Carl Sandburg

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then...
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. -- James Huneker

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. -- Storm...
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. -- Storm Jameson

Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. --...
Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. -- Sanka Ad
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