Daily FortunesNov 5, 2013
American culture is based on the automobile, and any young...
American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise
is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it. Consequently,
any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations
in a car, probing into unfamiliar corners...
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women...
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same
time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate. They met, discovered they
had the same fiancee, and told him. "Get out of our lives you rascal. We'll
teach you that you can't have your Kate...
An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist...
An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
"And what do you two think you are doing?!" roared...
"And what do you two think you are doing?!" roared the husband, as he came
upon his wife in bed with another man. The wife turned and smiled at her
companion.
"See?" she said. "I told you he was stupid!"
And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched...
And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips; to
have questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have looked upon
the lashes of her downcast eyes, and never raised a blush; to have let
loose waves of hair, an inch of which would be a keepsake...
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Daily Fortunes for Nov 5, 2013
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